Prehistoric beavers

Preliminary evidence suggests that prehistoric beavers stood nearly 10 feet tall and weighed more than half a ton. Scientists utilized recombinative DNA analysis and fossil records to estimate the prehistoric beast's size. It is assumed that like present day beavers, the massive beavers were herbivorous. Despite this, the beavers probably used their two-foot long teeth to kill smaller animals for fun. They may have also used their tails to fuck up any animal that tried to fuck with their dam. The size of the dams relative to the beavers' size was the same--meaning that prehistoric beaver dams were the size of present day man-made dams. Ergo, any river or stream that attempted to push through the dams were essentially fucked.

This evidence shows that beavers commanded both wildlife and insentient features of their ecosystem, thereby proving that they were and still are truly the champions of nature.