Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Platyipus: Austraila's Beaver?



















The Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus), a semi-aquatic monotreme that is specific to Eastern Australia and Tasmania. It is the sole member of the Ornithorhynchiade family known in existence. Its billed mouth and beaver like tail have been proposed by the zoological community to be " fucking crazy". Here at the University of Colorado we have been studying the freak animal for some time now. Attempts to sequence the animals genes have been a total failure due to its satanic DNA. Hopefully one day we can eradicate the beast and leave only REAL beavers to rule.

Australia, even though it has gay/fake beavers, has an amazing music scene. Here are some new songs from the electro-rap group Gameboy/Gamegirl from Melbourne (digital EP dropping March 8th), and a Crookers (Milan) remix of the totally tits, Bumblebez.

Enyoy,
Dr. Randal James


Gameboy/Gamegirl
Sweaty Wet/Dirty Damp (G.L.O.V.E.S. RMX) 192kps
Download (Media Fire)

Bumblebeez
Dr. Lover (Crookers RMX) 192kps
Download (Media Fire)

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